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BUNCHES OF GRAPES. NIPPLES. BUNCHES.

BUNCHES OF GRAPES. NIPPLES. BUNCHES.

I am 6000% done with Fiona’s sleep talking.
‘Your nipples looks like wee bunches of grapes and I love them’. Bunches of grapes. BUNCHES OF GRAPES. BUNCHES. NIPS. GRAPES.
Is there a number I can phone to have her removed?

englishsnow:

Β Mahin Fayaz

stability:

i dont need to know the context to be happy with this

stability:

i dont need to know the context to be happy with this

woodendreams:

(by Duane Bender)

woodendreams:

(by Duane Bender)

I have learnt 2 really really important things in 2014 and I will share them with you.
1. limit the nudes you send because your girlfriend because they may get really really drunk and lose their phone and there is a 99.9% chance it’s been stolen and someone out there has seen yer nips. I have nice nips but still, wot if they go viral and BeyoncΓ© sees them and judges me????. I don’t know.
2. don’t ever ever lend your ex money, especially when it was your inheritance money from someone you really loved because they’ll pay you back in dribs and drabs because they’re skint but still miraculously perty at polo every other night.

To combat my ongoing dilemmas I’m going to constantly wear plasters over my nips :)) and say goodbye to the remainder of my inheritance and count myself v v stupid. I hope polo gets a nice new shiny disco baw for the lesbian scene and you can all thank me.

buckythefrenchy:

Begging

(Source: thorbjornolsen)

tastefullyoffensive:

[gunshowcomic]

tastefullyoffensive:

[gunshowcomic]

(Source: gunshowcomic)